Here is the announcement we ran:
THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
The Herdmans are the worst kids in the whole history of the world. They lie and steal and smoke cigars (even the girls) and talk dirty and cuss their teachers and take the name of the Lord in vain. And they are going to be in the Christmas Pageant...... and the woman who's always directed the show just broke her leg and can't do it..... so someone else steps in to take charge of the entire production...... and of the Herdmans! Come enjoy this hilarious romp through that standard holiday fare, the All-American church basement Christmas Pageant. Except you've never seen one like THIS !
Performances: December 1, 2, 7, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16.
All shows are at 7:30 pm
CAST
GRACE BRADLEY…… GINA HAYNSWORTH
BOB BRADLEY………. MARC BERBER
BETH BRADLEY……… JACKI PAOLETTI
CHARLIE BRADLEY……… TOM CARBERRY
IMOGENE HERDMAN……. TAMI MC NEALY
GLADYS HERDMAN……. KELSEY MARUSKA
OLLIE HERDMAN……… PARKER CRANDALL
LEROY HERDMAN…….. JOSEPH GRECO
CLAUDE HERDMAN…….. MIKE BROWN
RALPH HERDMAN……… TYLER RESTY
ALICE WENDLEKEN……. ROBIN PAOLETTI
MRS. ARMSTRONG……. KERRI PANGMAN
MRS. SLOCUM……. ELAINE YOUNG
MRS. CAUSING…… LYNN MATTINGLY
MRS. MC CARTHY….. SYLVIA RAUSCH
MAXINE……… MACKENZIE CLARK
ELMER HOPKINS……… JAMES RILEY
HOBIE……. MONICA VARLEY
DAVID……. JOE ROSEVEARE
REVEREND HOPKINS…… KEITH SAVAGE
PIANIST/ FIREMAN….. BRIAN RAUSCH
KIDS ENSEMBLE
DARCY TRAUNSTEINER, EMILY CLARKE
SAMANTHA VERDE, SARA LONGMIRE
ALLISON PARKHILL, SYDNEY BURKE
ANNELISE MARIE GRANT, LORRIN WASHINGTON
ERIN HELM, GINNY EDWARDS
CASEY STALLINGS, SABRINA FESEL
ELIZABETH SINNOTT, DALAN DAVIS
MICHELLE SINNOTT, BRITTANY CONNOR
CHELSEA CONNOR, ALANA MURRAY
JANA CRANDALL, MARY ALICE GRECO
KAMA JOHNSTON, COLBY SHAHAN
ANDREW SHAHAN, LOGAN SHAHAN
ASHLEA WASHINGTON, HANNAH WASHINGTON
PAISLEY MARES, ALEXANDRA PETERSON
HANNAH PETERSON, ALLYSON FOX
COLLEEN MATTINGLY, ASHLEY JONES
PRODUCTION STAFF
DIRECTOR. . . . SCOTT FULTS
PRODUCTION STAGE MANAGER. . . JENNIFER SPOHN
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR. . . PATRICK YOUNG