The Clumsy Custard
Horror Show
Ice Cream Clone Review

by William Gleason

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The Program
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The benevolent ruler of Zob Proper, King Dumb, announces that his fair daugher, the Princess Prince, has been kidnapped by the ruler of Zob Improper, the evil Dacron. To save the day, the Gallant Swashbuck Valpariso and his trusty sidekick Worfle must battle the treacherous Ice Cream Clones, icky Turkey Spiders, the villainous Polly and Ester, and the notorious Clumsy Custard monster. This fantastic tale is loaded with fun for kids of all ages, and the Monty-Python-like humor makes it a hilarious treat for the entire community.  Directed by Ron Paoletti.

Although targeted as Children's Theater, the Monty-Python style slapstick and double-entendre humor will entertain adults as well.

And we also need a strong technical and backstage crew - if you'd like to get involved, please contact us!

Performances are Oct 24, 25, 26, 31, and Nov 1, 2, 2003;  evenings are at 7:30 pm and matinees are at 3:00 pm.  We will also present a special matinee just for Exceptional Family Members and their guests and families.


Annette Boheme
Rosemarie Smith
Swashbuck Valpariso
Steve Grant
Ian Kimbell
Princess Prince
Elyse Smith
King Dumb
Ernie Washington
Tom Carberry
Amanda Perzel
Dale Coldwells
Malforce Jr
Ashlea Washington
Polly and Ester,
the Ice Cream Clones
Kaitlyn Smith, Emma Liebfried
Kailan Sierra-Davidson
Sir Prize
Sir Vival
Sir Cumference
Louis Liebfried
Antonio Rios
Nick DeVito
The Clumsy Custard
Jacqueline Howard and Tnijah Smith
Maddy Bush, Gabrielle Taylor

Natascha Calnon,  Hannah Smith,  Anneliese Grant

  Ron Paoletti
Technical Director
  Dane Winters
Assistant Director and Stage Manager
  Sylvia Rausch
Assistant Tech Director
  Brian Rausch
Tech and Lighting Crew
  Tim Clark, Bob Chung, Brian Rausch
Costume Design
  Michiel DeVito, Elfi Carberry, Ron Paoletti, Dane Winters
Props Design
  Ron Paoletti, Sylvia Rausch
Wig Styling
  Michiel DeVito, Elfi Carberry
  Susan Leibfried, Steve Grant, Constance Howard,
Jocelyn Howard, cast, friends and families
Light Board Operator
  Brian Rausch
Sound Operators
  Jacki Paoletti, Joseph Greco
Set Design
  Ron Paoletti, Dane Winters
Light Design
  Dane Winters, Ron Paoletti
Sound Design
  Ron Paoletti
Fire Marshalls
  Brian Rausch, Dale Coldwells, Amanda Perzel, Richard Roberts
  Michiel DeVito
Poster Design
  Christina Biggert
Program Design
  Dane Winters
Front of House Management
  Richard Roberts, Amanda Perzel
Floating Head Illusion
  Brian Rausch, Ron Paoletti


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